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Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager
TODAY on the show we had Poop talk. Somebody is using some kind of bamboo TP. Taint Thursday. Taint went down the Organ Trail. And Lex was a horny teenager.
TOMORROW on the show we have Football Picks & Dee tries his hand at Horoscopes.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager & Poop Talk with Lex & Terry
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The hair's nice and feels the real
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Yeah, yeah, she's going on man with that 1980s hair poofy hair
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Wonder if anybody went into the kitchen whether you know your husband or boyfriend and
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Didn't weather while she was making cookies. What is your mind go? That's where I went
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How you know what we we would talk earlier about
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When Sherry would had a little wine he was like just get some
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Yeah, your mind is always there how to hail you turn around the down when she come to you sometimes
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You already told me but still how can you not six through the the feet?
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There's lots of times I've sat went through the the feet thing and had sex
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Sometimes it's just like I'm so sorry and always remember
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The butt naked man is out there working 24/7 just like Terry said he
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Make a girls out there - I'm not
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You know she has to worry -
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(laughs)
TOMORROW on the show we have Football Picks & Dee tries his hand at Horoscopes.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Like A Horny Teenager & Poop Talk with Lex & Terry
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The hair's nice and feels the real
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Yeah, yeah, she's going on man with that 1980s hair poofy hair
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Wonder if anybody went into the kitchen whether you know your husband or boyfriend and
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Didn't weather while she was making cookies. What is your mind go? That's where I went
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How you know what we we would talk earlier about
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When Sherry would had a little wine he was like just get some
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Yeah, your mind is always there how to hail you turn around the down when she come to you sometimes
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You already told me but still how can you not six through the the feet?
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There's lots of times I've sat went through the the feet thing and had sex
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Sometimes it's just like I'm so sorry and always remember
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The butt naked man is out there working 24/7 just like Terry said he
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Make a girls out there - I'm not
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You know she has to worry -
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(laughs)
Haters Gonna Hate
TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.
TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.
CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate
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And uh, you know, when we play voice mails, it wouldn't be us playing voice mails without one of these.
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[Bell ringing]
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[Bell ringing]
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Yeah, see, you gotta admit, man, you're f***ing exhausting, bro.
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It's so under people just call up and they're not gonna be listeners or they can't stand to hear you talk or whatever.
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I mean, you suck, dude.
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[Laughter]
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And what I have to say to him is...
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[Bell ringing]
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[Laughter]
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[Bell ringing]
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[Laughter]
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For some to come out for people that just love me like you do.
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[Bell ringing]
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Yeah, a nice response.
TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.
CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate
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And uh, you know, when we play voice mails, it wouldn't be us playing voice mails without one of these.
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[Bell ringing]
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[Bell ringing]
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Yeah, see, you gotta admit, man, you're f***ing exhausting, bro.
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It's so under people just call up and they're not gonna be listeners or they can't stand to hear you talk or whatever.
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I mean, you suck, dude.
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[Laughter]
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And what I have to say to him is...
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[Bell ringing]
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[Laughter]
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[Bell ringing]
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[Laughter]
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For some to come out for people that just love me like you do.
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[Bell ringing]
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Yeah, a nice response.
It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass
TODAY a potpourri of things on the show today, Recap the Jags stunning victory over the Chiefs. Went to the show hotline and played some messages from you good folks. Also went to the live phones to the girl with the deep set vagina wanting to inspire Drunk Denise to save her own life and go to rehab, Terry still pushing the “Butter Podcast” and getting major abuse from his “Friends”.
TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.
CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate
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This is a way, yes, that you know if the establishment you frequent you go to sometimes.
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Oh, here we go. All right. Like make customers. I told y'all went saltgrass.
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Yeah, maybe I should be that by the way, what is a steak place?
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Like steak places. Like Texas rail. Like out back? Yeah, somewhere anywhere.
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Yeah, it's in that room. Okay, so it's not a real fancy place, but it's a good place.
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It's a good place. It's on the higher end of what they call fast casual. Yeah, you can drop a couple
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hundred if you're not careful. Definitely. So I go there and you know with the family and everything
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and I keep it simple. I get some crab cakes or dinner salad definitely got my fruity drink
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of what they call a corona Rita and I'm enjoying myself. Not all of a sudden.
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Bubble guts. Yeah. I say y'all I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be back. I go to the bathroom.
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I blow it up. And I proceed to clean myself. I know this is a weird way to say it.
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I tell you they have the best toilet paper I didn't had in a long time. Soft. Nice.
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I mean, just it was like double plight. Yeah, it was like I was putting a cloud on my ass.
TOMORROW on the show we'll get back to some Story Poker, Lex had something weird happen at his house and more voicemails from the L&T Hotline.
CLIP OF THE DAY: It Was Like Putting A Cloud On My Ass & Haters Gonna Hate
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This is a way, yes, that you know if the establishment you frequent you go to sometimes.
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Oh, here we go. All right. Like make customers. I told y'all went saltgrass.
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Yeah, maybe I should be that by the way, what is a steak place?
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Like steak places. Like Texas rail. Like out back? Yeah, somewhere anywhere.
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Yeah, it's in that room. Okay, so it's not a real fancy place, but it's a good place.
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It's a good place. It's on the higher end of what they call fast casual. Yeah, you can drop a couple
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hundred if you're not careful. Definitely. So I go there and you know with the family and everything
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and I keep it simple. I get some crab cakes or dinner salad definitely got my fruity drink
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of what they call a corona Rita and I'm enjoying myself. Not all of a sudden.
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Bubble guts. Yeah. I say y'all I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be back. I go to the bathroom.
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I blow it up. And I proceed to clean myself. I know this is a weird way to say it.
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I tell you they have the best toilet paper I didn't had in a long time. Soft. Nice.
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I mean, just it was like double plight. Yeah, it was like I was putting a cloud on my ass.
Mark Sanchez Found Out
TODAY Terry led off the show with a few stories from his trip to Montana. We reaped a great sports weekend with some great games. Talk nerdy to me. Death Pool we missed but will do it first thing tomorrow morning. Dee made us aware of many things about Taylor Swift songs.
TOMORROW on the show we have Stories Poker & Check the Lex & Terry Hotline Voicemail.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Mark Sanchez Found Out
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Oh, Mr. Buttfumble himself.
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Uh, yes, here we go.
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Mark Sanchez.
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Now I can talk.
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He had in the streets in Vegas because he was a part of the broadcast team.
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I can't remember if it was the radio or television.
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He was a particular team.
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He was going to be the color play for Indy and...
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Oh, I thought it was Indy and Apple.
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Indy and Apple, sorry, sorry, Indy and Apple.
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Sorry, right.
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What it was, there was a guy in a box truck from what I understood.
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Yeah.
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He was a delivery guy for...
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A delivery guy.
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And they have this altercation where Sanchez said, "Hey, man, the hotel said you can't
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park there or unload there."
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They got into a heated confrontation about it and apparently in the thought video or San
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Yeah.
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And through the guy up against a wall and then the guy got scared and started to stab
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him.
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These stabs Sanchez a couple times.
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Now what happened with Mark Sanchez is something I used to hear my daddy and my uncle
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and them say, "He stepped to this man and it was just saying they used to say, "I
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keep playing.
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You're gonna f*ckin' find out."
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And that's what happened.
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Mark Sanchez found out.
TOMORROW on the show we have Stories Poker & Check the Lex & Terry Hotline Voicemail.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Mark Sanchez Found Out
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Oh, Mr. Buttfumble himself.
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Uh, yes, here we go.
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Mark Sanchez.
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Now I can talk.
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He had in the streets in Vegas because he was a part of the broadcast team.
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I can't remember if it was the radio or television.
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He was a particular team.
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He was going to be the color play for Indy and...
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Oh, I thought it was Indy and Apple.
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Indy and Apple, sorry, sorry, Indy and Apple.
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Sorry, right.
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What it was, there was a guy in a box truck from what I understood.
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Yeah.
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He was a delivery guy for...
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A delivery guy.
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And they have this altercation where Sanchez said, "Hey, man, the hotel said you can't
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park there or unload there."
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They got into a heated confrontation about it and apparently in the thought video or San
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Yeah.
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And through the guy up against a wall and then the guy got scared and started to stab
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him.
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These stabs Sanchez a couple times.
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Now what happened with Mark Sanchez is something I used to hear my daddy and my uncle
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and them say, "He stepped to this man and it was just saying they used to say, "I
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keep playing.
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You're gonna f*ckin' find out."
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And that's what happened.
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Mark Sanchez found out.
Black Like $10 Lie
TODAY on the show we started off with some major MLB and NFL talk. We also each gave props to a different NFL player of the week. We got into our Days of the Week for NO points now. We then began another several rounds of THE LEX QUIZ which somehow turned into a fight and battle over potato chips. It was Taint Thursday so Taint went out for some "$10 Lie" which we put an interesting twist on this time. We talked about social media trolls and each went over how many people are on our "block list." We also finally got into some "Story Poker!"
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Black Like $10 Lie
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I am walking up to the um, pavilion right now say what up? What up play boy? Hey, let me highlight you for a minute
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Hey, what up play boy? Hey, man, let me holla at you for a minute
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Um, I need you to help me out man my bitch on the phone
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I need help you out man my bitch on the phone tripping hold on ho ho ho ho
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Yes, I said hold on okay, so can you tell I was out kicking the wachu and the boys last night?
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Can you tell I was kicking in with the boys last night? You're okay. Hey, hey, oh, here he is, okay?
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Okay, microphones
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Hey hey, hey, baby you were not with all the woman. He was last night. I don't believe it. He lies all the time
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He ain't lying now because he was last night
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Hey, why should I believe? I will last night
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Where'd y'all go?
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downtown
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Where downtown
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Well, where did we go downtown?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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What do you eat? It was probably the kids. Yeah
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Oh, probably the kids. What do you eat?
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Guys, what do we eat? I ain't eating nothing. He ate something. Let me try. It's a beer
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You oh, he got him tacos
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What kind of tacos?
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Tom what kind of tacos?
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downtown, where do you call him? Don't even want to cheat on him, motherfucker
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Okay
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Yeah, we're not gonna be able to beat this
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(laughing)
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Black Like $10 Lie
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I am walking up to the um, pavilion right now say what up? What up play boy? Hey, let me highlight you for a minute
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Hey, what up play boy? Hey, man, let me holla at you for a minute
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Um, I need you to help me out man my bitch on the phone
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I need help you out man my bitch on the phone tripping hold on ho ho ho ho
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Yes, I said hold on okay, so can you tell I was out kicking the wachu and the boys last night?
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Can you tell I was kicking in with the boys last night? You're okay. Hey, hey, oh, here he is, okay?
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Okay, microphones
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Hey hey, hey, baby you were not with all the woman. He was last night. I don't believe it. He lies all the time
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He ain't lying now because he was last night
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Hey, why should I believe? I will last night
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Where'd y'all go?
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downtown
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Where downtown
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Well, where did we go downtown?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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What do you eat? It was probably the kids. Yeah
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Oh, probably the kids. What do you eat?
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Guys, what do we eat? I ain't eating nothing. He ate something. Let me try. It's a beer
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You oh, he got him tacos
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What kind of tacos?
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Tom what kind of tacos?
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downtown, where do you call him? Don't even want to cheat on him, motherfucker
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Okay
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Yeah, we're not gonna be able to beat this
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(laughing)
Listener Denise--I'm An Agent
TODAY on the show we started off with a lot of MLB talk and Terry was trying to decide if he wanted to eat bad food while he watched baseball all day. We decided to put a halt on points as Sarah was going to be gone for a month and we wanted to see how that went. We got into our Days of the Week and did some Sarah B Trending. Sarah gave an update on the drama going on within her Run Club. We also took a bunch of phone calls from some crazy newbies to some old school P1s and even a slight argument and call out with one in particular.
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Listener Denise--I'm An Agent
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Who's this?
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Good morning, Mr. Nees.
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Oh boy.
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Oh boy.
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I used to be called a hot butter bumpkin in the college days.
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A hot butter bumpkin?
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Bumpkin.
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I don't know why, but then I also called butter face.
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Oh good.
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You could be in my butter cast.
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I know.
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I could be in very instrumental.
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You could be my Miss Butter.
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Okay.
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Hot butter bumpkin or butter face, whichever one you want to say.
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You have a butter face, me.
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Yeah, we do.
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So what's up?
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[Laughter]
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Will you be in, Mr. Nees?
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I've been home.
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Thank God.
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I got released from the old job six months.
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I was captive.
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I don't understand.
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I'm with the new job.
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But with health insurance, I'm with the new job.
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I know.
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And I went to the 20,000 of the savings and thank God the cities pay in my rent.
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Yay.
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So are you, are you still working out at the Navy base?
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Oh no, I never got that job because I can't stand up.
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[Laughter]
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I thought you said you had that.
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Same reason we got this job.
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I was at the hospital last night.
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Oh, that's how I got that job.
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Yeah.
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I got the job at the commissary but I couldn't take it because I had to stand up all day.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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That's what I was trying to confirm.
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But I'm a health insurance agent.
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We know.
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I'm an agent.
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Yes.
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I like that term.
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Don't you?
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Listener Denise--I'm An Agent
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Who's this?
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Good morning, Mr. Nees.
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Oh boy.
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Oh boy.
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I used to be called a hot butter bumpkin in the college days.
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A hot butter bumpkin?
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Bumpkin.
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I don't know why, but then I also called butter face.
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Oh good.
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You could be in my butter cast.
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I know.
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I could be in very instrumental.
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You could be my Miss Butter.
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Okay.
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Hot butter bumpkin or butter face, whichever one you want to say.
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You have a butter face, me.
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Yeah, we do.
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So what's up?
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[Laughter]
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Will you be in, Mr. Nees?
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I've been home.
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Thank God.
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I got released from the old job six months.
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I was captive.
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I don't understand.
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I'm with the new job.
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But with health insurance, I'm with the new job.
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I know.
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And I went to the 20,000 of the savings and thank God the cities pay in my rent.
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Yay.
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So are you, are you still working out at the Navy base?
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Oh no, I never got that job because I can't stand up.
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[Laughter]
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I thought you said you had that.
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Same reason we got this job.
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I was at the hospital last night.
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Oh, that's how I got that job.
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Yeah.
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I got the job at the commissary but I couldn't take it because I had to stand up all day.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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That's what I was trying to confirm.
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But I'm a health insurance agent.
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We know.
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I'm an agent.
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Yes.
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I like that term.
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Don't you?
Terry's NEW Butter Podcast
TODAY on the show we started off with some fantasy football and baseball talk. We also got into an INSANE amount of conversation about butter which led to the creation of a butter podcast. We got into our Days of the Week and received our final SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of THE LEX QUIZ for points which made this very heated since it was the final day of the month.
TOMORROW on the show we have more of the LEX QUIZ and some Story Poker!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry's NEW Biutter Podcast
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So yesterday on the show, I brought something up that I thought was just going to be a joke.
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But the further research I did on it, I think I need to act on it. And I don't know if anybody wants
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to get involved with this with me or not, but you know, they're always saying to have a very
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successful something rather. You got to find your niche. Remember yesterday when I talked about
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butter? Yeah. And doing a whole podcast about butter? Why a formatted one? A podcast. And you
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tell me if there's this thing as legs or not. Maybe you start off like a little butter monologue.
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Then you can take a deep dive on the show where each week you focus on a certain type of butter,
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whether it's like cultured or ghee or vegan butter or something like that, regional butter.
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This is the ultimate of niches. Yes. I think it's fantastic. I don't see it. So I'm
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taking it. You don't want part of my butter. I don't want part of it, but I wish you well.
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I just think that there's there's something here. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. And I have a name
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for it. Take it in the butter. No. No. I think you can come up with something better. I'm sure of it.
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If you get a sponsor, you can call them butter plugs. Love this. I love where you're going. Sarah.
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Why? Why? If your new thing doesn't work out, I invite you to be a co-host of my butter podcast.
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Why couldn't you just wish him well?
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- Oh, we'll be done with it.
TOMORROW on the show we have more of the LEX QUIZ and some Story Poker!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry's NEW Biutter Podcast
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So yesterday on the show, I brought something up that I thought was just going to be a joke.
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But the further research I did on it, I think I need to act on it. And I don't know if anybody wants
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to get involved with this with me or not, but you know, they're always saying to have a very
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successful something rather. You got to find your niche. Remember yesterday when I talked about
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butter? Yeah. And doing a whole podcast about butter? Why a formatted one? A podcast. And you
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tell me if there's this thing as legs or not. Maybe you start off like a little butter monologue.
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Then you can take a deep dive on the show where each week you focus on a certain type of butter,
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whether it's like cultured or ghee or vegan butter or something like that, regional butter.
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This is the ultimate of niches. Yes. I think it's fantastic. I don't see it. So I'm
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taking it. You don't want part of my butter. I don't want part of it, but I wish you well.
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I just think that there's there's something here. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. And I have a name
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for it. Take it in the butter. No. No. I think you can come up with something better. I'm sure of it.
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If you get a sponsor, you can call them butter plugs. Love this. I love where you're going. Sarah.
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Why? Why? If your new thing doesn't work out, I invite you to be a co-host of my butter podcast.
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Why couldn't you just wish him well?
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- Oh, we'll be done with it.
I'm Sorry
TODAY on the show we started off with weekend recaps including some sad family news from Terry and all of the rowdy and chaotic details from the Springfield Sub Par Classic. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also had a huge announcement involving our very own Sarah B Morgan. We got into our next renditions of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We finished up by talking about cave man sex.
TOMORROW on the show we have THE LEX QUIZ and STORY POKER!
CLIP OF THE DAY: I'm Sorry
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But Sarah's manifestation thing apparently it's something we can talk about in sudden death thing.
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Yeah, ho!
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Looking forward to that.
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She's been manifested a lot of things lately.
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She's a manifestor.
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Yeah, everybody wants to use my services.
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You can Venmo me.
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I'll manifest things for you.
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Manifestings is a good deal.
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I think I do pretty good on my own.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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When you feel it, you're feeling it.
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It's good.
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Yeah, not my strongest thing.
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But things are manifest that other people would look at me like, "You stupid."
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Because I always manifest more work, more food, more plate.
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And somehow another when I manifest it happens.
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Remember that lady I told you I was talking about like Star Trek?
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You like push a button and food comes out.
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I was waiting.
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You knew this was happening, didn't you?
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You knew it was coming, didn't you?
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Sarah, you know that lady I was talking to.
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She ended up calling back, booking me yesterday afternoon.
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Nice.
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So, there you go.
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She was a cop.
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I'm sorry.
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[LAUGHTER]
TOMORROW on the show we have THE LEX QUIZ and STORY POKER!
CLIP OF THE DAY: I'm Sorry
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But Sarah's manifestation thing apparently it's something we can talk about in sudden death thing.
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Yeah, ho!
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Looking forward to that.
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She's been manifested a lot of things lately.
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She's a manifestor.
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Yeah, everybody wants to use my services.
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You can Venmo me.
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I'll manifest things for you.
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Manifestings is a good deal.
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I think I do pretty good on my own.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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When you feel it, you're feeling it.
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It's good.
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Yeah, not my strongest thing.
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But things are manifest that other people would look at me like, "You stupid."
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Because I always manifest more work, more food, more plate.
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And somehow another when I manifest it happens.
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Remember that lady I told you I was talking about like Star Trek?
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You like push a button and food comes out.
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I was waiting.
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You knew this was happening, didn't you?
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You knew it was coming, didn't you?
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Sarah, you know that lady I was talking to.
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She ended up calling back, booking me yesterday afternoon.
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Nice.
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So, there you go.
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She was a cop.
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I'm sorry.
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[LAUGHTER]
Rage Against The Snack Machine
TODAY on the show we started off with a trip down memory lane about old and crazy times we have had working in radio and how different things are now. We also talked about douchey clubs and bottle service. We got into our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day that knocked someone out REAL fast. We finally played our interview with the lovely and talented Madelaine Petsch. We also had special guest Don Barnes from 38 Special on to talk about his big ongoing tour. We finished things up with some FOOTBALL PICKS with comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion.
TOMORROW on the show we have a BEST OF Show for most stations as we do a LIVE broadcast from Q102 in Springfield!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Rage Against The Snack Machine
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You know I'm going to the mall today.
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Yeah.
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I told my wife, I say, "I'm going to the mall
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'cause I gotta find me a hatch."
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She's like, "Why are you going to the mall?"
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I was like, "cause I can probably get me
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"all black baseball cap, at least."
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Right there going in the mall.
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I sang been in the mall and I don't know how long, but--
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Are you going right after the show?
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Yeah, going to the mall.
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To get it hot, to go to Springfield?
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Possibly.
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We want a no black hat for it.
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Just to have one.
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Well, look like Tom Morello and Rage Against the Machine.
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No.
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I've had one for a while, but then the one that I had,
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I started--
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Rage Against the Snack Machine.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I got it.
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Come on, dude.
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I got it.
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That was so lex of you.
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[LAUGHTER]
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My opponent is nice.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm sorry.
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[LAUGHTER]
TOMORROW on the show we have a BEST OF Show for most stations as we do a LIVE broadcast from Q102 in Springfield!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Rage Against The Snack Machine
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You know I'm going to the mall today.
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Yeah.
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I told my wife, I say, "I'm going to the mall
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'cause I gotta find me a hatch."
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She's like, "Why are you going to the mall?"
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I was like, "cause I can probably get me
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"all black baseball cap, at least."
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Right there going in the mall.
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I sang been in the mall and I don't know how long, but--
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Are you going right after the show?
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Yeah, going to the mall.
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To get it hot, to go to Springfield?
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Possibly.
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We want a no black hat for it.
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Just to have one.
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Well, look like Tom Morello and Rage Against the Machine.
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No.
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I've had one for a while, but then the one that I had,
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I started--
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Rage Against the Snack Machine.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I got it.
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Come on, dude.
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I got it.
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That was so lex of you.
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[LAUGHTER]
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My opponent is nice.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm sorry.
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[LAUGHTER]