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Dee Just Needs Better Content
TODAY on the show we started off talking about football and all of the International and Overseas games that were played. Terry told us about Shari making a new friend with a very dirty nickname. We also recapped everything we did over the weekend. We announced our Football Picks winner. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Celebrity Death Pool and Talk Nerdy to Me. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have "Hypotheticals!"
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Just Needs Better Content
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This woman said they got on the cruise ship and I guess their cruise ship was out of LA somewhere
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She went to Target and bought some waffle
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Cones and put them in her bag
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So when she eat ice cream they could take their own cones out of their room and go put it in the waffle cones
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Interesting
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That's why I say this is a dumb ass hack
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And she said people been asked to be a whole day where I get my waffle cones from I said baby, I brought them on
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So why are you pushing so many in there that ain't no flex are you just doing this for attention?
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I'm assuming so Sarah
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It was so I was like
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Yeah, that's strange that's a strange flag
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That's great to have any weed pull up Sarah. What else is your bring on board?
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And not only is she flexing
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Not only did she put this dumb ass crap on the internet
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It has over 15,000 likes right now and over two million views
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A bitch walking through the galley with an ice cream cone made out of waffles
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I hate the internet
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I can't go viral but waffle cone and bitch can
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It's cuz you have some pride you're never gonna be found
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Carving something like that onto something because you're not a moron
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Clearly you need better content
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I guess I do, Sarah. I just mind is BS.
TOMORROW on the show we have "Hypotheticals!"
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Just Needs Better Content
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This woman said they got on the cruise ship and I guess their cruise ship was out of LA somewhere
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She went to Target and bought some waffle
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Cones and put them in her bag
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So when she eat ice cream they could take their own cones out of their room and go put it in the waffle cones
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Interesting
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That's why I say this is a dumb ass hack
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And she said people been asked to be a whole day where I get my waffle cones from I said baby, I brought them on
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So why are you pushing so many in there that ain't no flex are you just doing this for attention?
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I'm assuming so Sarah
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It was so I was like
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Yeah, that's strange that's a strange flag
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That's great to have any weed pull up Sarah. What else is your bring on board?
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And not only is she flexing
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Not only did she put this dumb ass crap on the internet
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It has over 15,000 likes right now and over two million views
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A bitch walking through the galley with an ice cream cone made out of waffles
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I hate the internet
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I can't go viral but waffle cone and bitch can
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It's cuz you have some pride you're never gonna be found
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Carving something like that onto something because you're not a moron
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Clearly you need better content
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I guess I do, Sarah. I just mind is BS.
Terry Calling Shari A Karen Didn't Go Over Well
TODAY on the show we started off with a bunch of sports talk. We also got into what we were all gonna get up to over the weekend. Terry told us about how this first week back from vacation has been tough for him. We got into our Days of the Week and got in our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Sarah B gave us our weekly HOROSCOPES as we welcomed Virgo season! We once again did not get to Blues News, but did get into some hot and trending topics. We also got comedian Bruce Baum to join us for some FOOTBALL PICKS!
MONDAY on the show we announce our Football Picks winner! Plus Talk Nerdy to Me, Celebrity Death Pool and Mr. Skin!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry Calling Shari A Karen Didn't Go Over Well
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We got into it last night a little bit, so.
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Oh, man, why?
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I should, you know.
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Just a little time.
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Don't say it, don't say it.
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I'm not saying it.
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I do just thank you.
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I caught her doing something that was kind of caronish,
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and I probably shouldn't have told her she was being a Karen.
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Because I guess we're pretty good when we have a disagreement about name calling.
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We don't really resort to that, and if we do, if one of us calls somebody a nail,
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you'd bitch, you know, it's usually me, you know.
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But, you know, I've done really good at taking all of that personal flair that I like so much
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in a debate out of it with her.
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I'll save it for you guys.
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But, I've done really good at that type of stuff.
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So, then the argument went from whatever we were talking to to the fact that I called her a Karen,
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and how hurtful that was.
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And I said, and this is where I channeled my inner legs,
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well, don't be a Karen then.
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It did go over well.
MONDAY on the show we announce our Football Picks winner! Plus Talk Nerdy to Me, Celebrity Death Pool and Mr. Skin!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Terry Calling Shari A Karen Didn't Go Over Well
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We got into it last night a little bit, so.
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Oh, man, why?
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I should, you know.
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Just a little time.
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Don't say it, don't say it.
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I'm not saying it.
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I do just thank you.
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I caught her doing something that was kind of caronish,
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and I probably shouldn't have told her she was being a Karen.
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Because I guess we're pretty good when we have a disagreement about name calling.
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We don't really resort to that, and if we do, if one of us calls somebody a nail,
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you'd bitch, you know, it's usually me, you know.
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But, you know, I've done really good at taking all of that personal flair that I like so much
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in a debate out of it with her.
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I'll save it for you guys.
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But, I've done really good at that type of stuff.
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So, then the argument went from whatever we were talking to to the fact that I called her a Karen,
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and how hurtful that was.
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And I said, and this is where I channeled my inner legs,
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well, don't be a Karen then.
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It did go over well.
Lex Notices The Weirdest Things
TODAY on the show we started with a theory from Lex that he came up with while watching American Ninja Warrior. We got into the art of saying NO and this somehow led to a big fight between two members on the show. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also got into several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE, some of which even got a little heated! We finished things up with some sports talk.
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY! We also have special guest comedian Fortune Feimster.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Notices The Weirdest Things
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Hey, do you guys ever watch American Ninja Warrior?
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Yes.
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From time to time, yes.
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My correct impulse was right.
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But I've made a-- I don't want to say an assessment,
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but I know I'm going to get run over for this.
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But all these kids all have female parents, both of them.
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I just want--
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You have female parents.
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Yeah, so it's like if you're a lesbian couple,
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your kid has a much better chance to get on American Ninja
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Warrior than most people.
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[LAUGHTER]
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It's kind of where I'm going with it.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I know that silly, but it's just--
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I mean, it's in the 80% tile.
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(laughs)
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY! We also have special guest comedian Fortune Feimster.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Notices The Weirdest Things
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Hey, do you guys ever watch American Ninja Warrior?
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Yes.
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From time to time, yes.
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My correct impulse was right.
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But I've made a-- I don't want to say an assessment,
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but I know I'm going to get run over for this.
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But all these kids all have female parents, both of them.
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I just want--
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You have female parents.
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Yeah, so it's like if you're a lesbian couple,
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your kid has a much better chance to get on American Ninja
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Warrior than most people.
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[LAUGHTER]
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It's kind of where I'm going with it.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I know that silly, but it's just--
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I mean, it's in the 80% tile.
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(laughs)
Lex Really Had It Made
TODAY on the show we started off the show with some Sports Talk. Lex told us a hilarious story about his miserable experience attending the Texas Ranger's baseball game with 18 other people and a party bus. We got into a talk about health and fitness and whether creatine is good or bad for you. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Dee let us in on a new cartoon show he is obsessed with and how he loves the music on the show. Lex told us about an incident he went through recently that made him realize how much he has matured.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE(for real this time!)
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Had It Made & First World Problems
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♪ Lex is over there talking about the woman in India with a five children ♪
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♪ And because she got a split, the hamburger five ways, he is in disgust ♪
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♪ Tom Bashi should have played better ♪
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♪ Sam Dashie shouldn't be living like that ♪
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♪ But Lex don't understand some time situations can be wack ♪
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♪ But hey, God Lex, he grew up with the ma-
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♪ A lot of money in his pocket ♪
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♪ 'Cause he had it made ♪
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♪ Ah, it made twice, double made ♪
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♪ Yeah, it was a double made cut ♪
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♪ Had his female butter and Nana sandwiches ♪
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♪ Sad to him ♪
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♪ All fanning him ♪
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♪ Never have had a peanut butter and Nana sandwich ♪
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♪ Ever ♪
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♪ We're all fanning him ♪
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♪ With the crust cut off ♪
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♪ Never in the crust cut off ♪
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♪ Never been fan-fron ♪
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♪ Never cut my crust off ♪
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(laughing)
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE(for real this time!)
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Had It Made & First World Problems
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♪ Lex is over there talking about the woman in India with a five children ♪
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♪ And because she got a split, the hamburger five ways, he is in disgust ♪
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♪ Tom Bashi should have played better ♪
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♪ Sam Dashie shouldn't be living like that ♪
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♪ But Lex don't understand some time situations can be wack ♪
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♪ But hey, God Lex, he grew up with the ma-
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♪ A lot of money in his pocket ♪
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♪ 'Cause he had it made ♪
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♪ Ah, it made twice, double made ♪
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♪ Yeah, it was a double made cut ♪
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♪ Had his female butter and Nana sandwiches ♪
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♪ Sad to him ♪
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♪ All fanning him ♪
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♪ Never have had a peanut butter and Nana sandwich ♪
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♪ Ever ♪
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♪ We're all fanning him ♪
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♪ With the crust cut off ♪
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♪ Never in the crust cut off ♪
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♪ Never been fan-fron ♪
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♪ Never cut my crust off ♪
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(laughing)
First World Problems
TODAY on the show we started off the show with some Sports Talk. Lex told us a hilarious story about his miserable experience attending the Texas Ranger's baseball game with 18 other people and a party bus. We got into a talk about health and fitness and whether creatine is good or bad for you. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. Dee let us in on a new cartoon show he is obsessed with and how he loves the music on the show. Lex told us about an incident he went through recently that made him realize how much he has matured.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE(for real this time!)
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Had It Made & First World Problems
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You know, let you somewhere dying of cancer
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or you missing a limb or you in an iron lung
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or you just all the, our problems are so miniscule
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to what they could really be.
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So that's why I'm just like, I'm only a man
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'cause I got to walk an extra 75 feet
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'cause I couldn't park, you know, over there, you know.
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- Yeah, when some people's donkey just died.
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- Yeah, you know, oh I'm mad because this hamburger cold
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and it's a lady that's in India somewhere with five children
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would love to split this cold ass hamburger
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between her five kids and be like,
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"Yeah, we eat it."
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- Yeah.
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- You know.
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(laughing)
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- Yeah.
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- I have to check myself sometimes.
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- Well yeah, but if you're somebody that's splitting
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a hamburger five ways, let me check yourself.
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Maybe they can do better, you know.
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- Let's just talk about it, let's do better.
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- Get a bottle.
You're Pretty Much Dating All Of Them
WE'RE BACK! TODAY was our first official day back from our 2 week Summer vacation and we were ready! We each took our turn telling several stories about what went down on each of our personal vacations. We had a Lex Versus AND a Terry Versus. We got into our Days of the Week and received our FOOTBALL Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We talked about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. Terry also made Dee a 12 month DJ plan using Chat GPT.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE!
CLIP OF THE DAY: You're Pretty Much Dating All Of Them
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Pretty much the whole vacation started off
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with a party at the house.
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Cassie was there with her guy, a Mac Cassie's guy.
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Yeah, what's it you like?
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I kinda liked him.
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Yeah.
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I was a wingman and for her.
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I see, yeah, you should, man.
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I didn't need to, you know, 'cause obviously
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she's doing quite well herself with the guy
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and I was just building her up, saying some stuff.
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'Cause yeah, I agree with everything you said.
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There's just one problem.
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So what said it goes?
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I don't like some woman and Branson having say
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on my relationship.
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He said that!
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Yes he did.
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(screaming)
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Oh my God!
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I go, I like this guy.
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- Branson, bruh.
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- Some woman in Branson having some say
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in my relationship.
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Branson.
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Oh my God.
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(laughing)
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So that was the highlights of the...
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- No, man.
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- That's a thing.
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I mean, I thought it was funny, but I'm going,
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yeah, I can see that.
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You know, when you have the tight girlfriend,
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you're pretty much dating all of them.
TOMORROW on the show we have NAME THAT TUNE!
CLIP OF THE DAY: You're Pretty Much Dating All Of Them
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Pretty much the whole vacation started off
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with a party at the house.
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Cassie was there with her guy, a Mac Cassie's guy.
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Yeah, what's it you like?
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I kinda liked him.
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Yeah.
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I was a wingman and for her.
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I see, yeah, you should, man.
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I didn't need to, you know, 'cause obviously
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she's doing quite well herself with the guy
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and I was just building her up, saying some stuff.
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'Cause yeah, I agree with everything you said.
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There's just one problem.
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So what said it goes?
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I don't like some woman and Branson having say
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on my relationship.
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He said that!
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Yes he did.
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(screaming)
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Oh my God!
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I go, I like this guy.
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(laughing)
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- Branson, bruh.
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- Some woman in Branson having some say
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in my relationship.
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Branson.
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Oh my God.
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(laughing)
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So that was the highlights of the...
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- No, man.
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- That's a thing.
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I mean, I thought it was funny, but I'm going,
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yeah, I can see that.
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You know, when you have the tight girlfriend,
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you're pretty much dating all of them.
Lex Is Terminally Special
TODAY on the show we started off with a man down as Sarah B still wasn't feeling great and took a little extra time to rest before coming to join us in studio. We played some phone calls from the 24 hour hotline and got into a bunch of sports talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. One person on the show was in an extra surly mood. It was also Taint Thursday so Taint went out for a brand new bit he tried called "Useless Conversation!"
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Terminally Special
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Thanks, Rhonda.
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She right you off.
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What's up?
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Does she right you off when you taxes?
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She should.
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Do you write me off on your taxes?
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Well, you are dependent.
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No, I just--
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She said I am independent, so yes.
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I wanted you to thank you for participating in the Make a Wish,
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foundation and take me off my hands.
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I'm glad you finally got your wish.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yeah, you got your wish.
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I'm still confused by this whole thing.
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What do you mean?
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Why she likes me?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yeah, I'm with you.
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Why she likes me?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Why do you like me anyway?
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This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.
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Here we are.
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How do people like you?
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This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.
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So was the Make a Wish that I made your wish come true?
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Yes, that's what they think.
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Yes, yes.
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I think it's the other way around.
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I think I saved you from a horrible one.
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Usually those are terminal.
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What's the timeline looking like?
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Oh, he's terminally--
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He loves.
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I almost said something, but I'ma keep it.
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No, you said it.
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No, I can't tell you.
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No, you can't tell me.
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No, no backs.
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You say--
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I can't say it.
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You can't tell me what?
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Yes, you can.
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He terminally special.
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Oh, what?
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm making you the ace.
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[LAUGHTER]
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Is Terminally Special
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Thanks, Rhonda.
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She right you off.
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What's up?
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Does she right you off when you taxes?
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She should.
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Do you write me off on your taxes?
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Well, you are dependent.
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No, I just--
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She said I am independent, so yes.
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I wanted you to thank you for participating in the Make a Wish,
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foundation and take me off my hands.
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I'm glad you finally got your wish.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yeah, you got your wish.
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I'm still confused by this whole thing.
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What do you mean?
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Why she likes me?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yeah, I'm with you.
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Why she likes me?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Why do you like me anyway?
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This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.
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Here we are.
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How do people like you?
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This is one of the Earth's biggest mysteries.
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So was the Make a Wish that I made your wish come true?
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Yes, that's what they think.
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Yes, yes.
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I think it's the other way around.
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I think I saved you from a horrible one.
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Usually those are terminal.
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What's the timeline looking like?
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Oh, he's terminally--
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He loves.
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I almost said something, but I'ma keep it.
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No, you said it.
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No, I can't tell you.
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No, you can't tell me.
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No, no backs.
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You say--
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I can't say it.
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You can't tell me what?
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Yes, you can.
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He terminally special.
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Oh, what?
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm making you the ace.
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[LAUGHTER]
Dee Is Just Talented
TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and got into the recent sad news about Deion Sander's health. We took some phone calls. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got an update on Sarah's romantic life. Terry told us some concerns he has been having from a marketing aspect on the concept of his rooftop lounge. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also had special guest comedian Dusty Slay join us to talk about his new Netflix comedy special and his upcoming tour.
TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Is Just Talented
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Allegedly Lakers Center DeAndre Aiken or Aiden with the Turks and Kekos
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This beautiful young lady all on his diet
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But I get the Turks Kekos and this is going right she want to give up no behind now
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Cuz all their girlfriends don't do it you don't want to think the era of fluency
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What I don't think you're the real deal? Well, you know what old DeAndre Aiden did he left my ass there?
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Oh my god
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Left her there
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She woke up
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The next day or the next how many of the days they had been now he had them quietly packed his stuff up
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Did he leave her to get the goat no?
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She probably had canceled canceled her ticket. Oh, that's not good. Come on. You know leave somebody stranded like that. Yeah
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But hey man as a person on a lower level, you know a little bit lower
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Nah a lot of it lower than DeAndre
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I was fine. Why are you talking and it's just like
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That's talent good for you man
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I had no idea you're really talking so fluently
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It's like to have horse that's walking in the parade just dumping all the way
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Doing his job, but also
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Oh
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God!
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God!
TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Is Just Talented
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Allegedly Lakers Center DeAndre Aiken or Aiden with the Turks and Kekos
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This beautiful young lady all on his diet
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But I get the Turks Kekos and this is going right she want to give up no behind now
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Cuz all their girlfriends don't do it you don't want to think the era of fluency
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What I don't think you're the real deal? Well, you know what old DeAndre Aiden did he left my ass there?
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Oh my god
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Left her there
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She woke up
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The next day or the next how many of the days they had been now he had them quietly packed his stuff up
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Did he leave her to get the goat no?
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She probably had canceled canceled her ticket. Oh, that's not good. Come on. You know leave somebody stranded like that. Yeah
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But hey man as a person on a lower level, you know a little bit lower
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Nah a lot of it lower than DeAndre
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I was fine. Why are you talking and it's just like
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That's talent good for you man
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I had no idea you're really talking so fluently
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It's like to have horse that's walking in the parade just dumping all the way
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Doing his job, but also
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Oh
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God!
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God!
The Past Tense of Fit
TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps and a lot of sadness and downer news. We talked about upcoming Summer vacation plans. We also talked about a cool Western photoshoot that Lex and Sarah B helped out with for a big project La Loba is working on. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We announced our Sports Picks winner and got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories! Plus special guest comedian Dusty Slay!
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Are you still eating good?
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Yeah.
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Okay, the light has there.
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That's violence there!
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Well, this is your... yeah!
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I just...
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Oh yeah, I'm...
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I'm just, you know, I'm just still going on this, you know,
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another cleanse.
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Uh, two, three, four.
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Licks can now fit through the door.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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Do you want me to tell you what that's like?
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[laughs]
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I'm in here, so obviously I fit through the door.
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I fit through the door.
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Yeah, I mean, that's it.
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You fit?
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That is fast and submit.
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Yeah, that's it.
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I'm like, "Come, we're fast."
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You're right, fast.
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That's it.
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That's a country fast and submit.
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I fit through that door.
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I got a fat dude here!
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[laughs]
TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories! Plus special guest comedian Dusty Slay!
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Are you still eating good?
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Yeah.
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Okay, the light has there.
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That's violence there!
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Well, this is your... yeah!
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I just...
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Oh yeah, I'm...
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I'm just, you know, I'm just still going on this, you know,
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another cleanse.
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Uh, two, three, four.
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Licks can now fit through the door.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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Do you want me to tell you what that's like?
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[laughs]
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I'm in here, so obviously I fit through the door.
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I fit through the door.
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Yeah, I mean, that's it.
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You fit?
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That is fast and submit.
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Yeah, that's it.
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I'm like, "Come, we're fast."
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You're right, fast.
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That's it.
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That's a country fast and submit.
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I fit through that door.
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I got a fat dude here!
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[laughs]