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Lex Is Terminally Special

Dee Is Just Talented

TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and got into the recent sad news about Deion Sander's health. We took some phone calls. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got an update on Sarah's romantic life. Terry told us some concerns he has been having from a marketing aspect on the concept of his rooftop lounge. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also had special guest comedian Dusty Slay join us to talk about his new Netflix comedy special and his upcoming tour. 

TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories! 

CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee Is Just Talented

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Allegedly Lakers Center DeAndre Aiken or Aiden with the Turks and Kekos
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This beautiful young lady all on his diet
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But I get the Turks Kekos and this is going right she want to give up no behind now
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Cuz all their girlfriends don't do it you don't want to think the era of fluency
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What I don't think you're the real deal? Well, you know what old DeAndre Aiden did he left my ass there?
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Oh my god
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Left her there
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She woke up
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The next day or the next how many of the days they had been now he had them quietly packed his stuff up
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Did he leave her to get the goat no?
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She probably had canceled canceled her ticket. Oh, that's not good. Come on. You know leave somebody stranded like that. Yeah
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But hey man as a person on a lower level, you know a little bit lower
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Nah a lot of it lower than DeAndre
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I was fine. Why are you talking and it's just like
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That's talent good for you man
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I had no idea you're really talking so fluently
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It's like to have horse that's walking in the parade just dumping all the way
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Doing his job, but also
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Oh
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God!
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God!

 


The Past Tense of Fit

TODAY on the show we started off with some weekend recaps and a lot of sadness and downer news. We talked about upcoming Summer vacation plans. We also talked about a cool Western photoshoot that Lex and Sarah B helped out with for a big project La Loba is working on. We got in our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We announced our Sports Picks winner and got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into our next rounds of Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity with the legendary Mr. Skin. 

TOMORROW on the show we have Drunk Bitch Summer Stories! Plus special guest comedian Dusty Slay!

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Are you still eating good?
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Yeah.
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Okay, the light has there.
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That's violence there!
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Well, this is your... yeah!
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I just...
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Oh yeah, I'm...
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I'm just, you know, I'm just still going on this, you know,
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another cleanse.
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Uh, two, three, four.
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Licks can now fit through the door.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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Do you want me to tell you what that's like?
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[laughs]
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I'm in here, so obviously I fit through the door.
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I fit through the door.
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Yeah, I mean, that's it.
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You fit?
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That is fast and submit.
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Yeah, that's it.
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I'm like, "Come, we're fast."
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You're right, fast.
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That's it.
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That's a country fast and submit.
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I fit through that door.
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I got a fat dude here!
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[laughs]


I Agree with Wa Ta Ta Ta Ta

TODAY on the show we started off talking about the way women are treated now versus in the past. We also got into how no one seems to dress up or nice anymore. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We also jumped into some Sarah B Trending. We heard from Scott and Peter from Go Cleanse who revealed the big winners of the "Summer Time Fine" Challenge! It was also Taint Thursday so we got Taint on LIVE from Puerto Rico for "It Got Stuck" where he glued a toilet brush to his hair. 

TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News, Sports Picks and very special in studio guest Taron Egerton! 

 CLIP OF THE DAY: I Agree with Wa Ta Ta Ta Ta 

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When you make it official, you cut everything off.
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Yeah.
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Because if Leonardo came and asked you to go on a date,
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you could go on that date?
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You're not as close if we rock it, man.
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Leonardo want to take you to get some pizza or something.
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You could do it.
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I have always fixated some.
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I'm tying Leonardo.
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Yes.
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Ninja turtle.
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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I've always fixated on one girl.
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I find a girl I like.
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I really block everything else out and try to make it happen with her.
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And if not, you go back to the well.
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This is just kind of how it works.
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It's a natural thing, I think, too.
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Like, again, beforehand, I was like, I'm going to go smash every guy in Italy.
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Like, let's go.
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And now I'm not official, but like, I really don't want to do it.
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Having feelings for this guy and like, it's all less appealing to me now.
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Now I'm like, OK, I'm just going to go eat a bunch and drink a bunch.
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Yeah, you'll find the way the country.
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And yeah, you'll find me making those guys crazy.
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Do you want Rocket Man to ask for your hand in relationships like
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Dutu head, after boy, did it?
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I think that it needs to be asked.
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It should not just be figured.
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I'm old school in the way.
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Like, yes, I need you to ask me to be your girlfriend.
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And now it doesn't have to be some big to-do or anything.
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I think he needs to do it up here.
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It could be, of course, you do.
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[GASP]
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I agree with what [GASP]



Lex Has Heavy Cream Face

TODAY on the show we started off with Terry talking about a Shari situation. We also got into some sports talk. We paid tribute to the now late and great Ozzy Osbourne. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We played some phone calls from our 24/7 Hotline. We got into a huge fight about a past interview of a band we did on our show. We also did a TON of LaTot ratings for the many men and women that sent in their photos. 

TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY! 

 CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Has Heavy Cream Face 

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I kind of went off Dutch brothers when they don't carry heavy cream. You don't need heavy cream.
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No, heavy cream is the best for you. No, you don't need it. No, it's you don't need any cream. Yeah, I need cream. No, you don't. Yes, I do.
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No, you need to train yourself. No cream for you.
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Give me all the cream you have. No cream. No, that's what got you in the position.
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Was your cream love? No, it's not what put me in this. You love cream.
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Heavy cream is the best thing to drink out of all of them out of half and half out of milk.
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All of them. It's the best thing to drink because it's the healthiest.
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It's the heaviest. I just like heavy cream. That's it.
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Trying to get you off the heavy cream, man. Well, I'm not getting off of it. So not going off.
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Trying to lie. Yeah, the unsweetened almond milk has less than a grain of sugar per cup.
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So every trainer I've had so many to drink with heavy cream.
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Your trainer's lie. I would think if I was your trainer and you brought up and you brought up
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heavy cream, I would think you are. It was for a reason that you were drinking it, not because
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you're doing some research for your college. No, it's important on his face and night.
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I have a cream. No, it's not. It doesn't matter.
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It's for your, don't knock it. It does wonders for your. It may. I might have to start doing it.
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Now that I know Lex is doing it. He's heavy cream. Look at his complexion.
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Lex looks like he's 40 years old. He does. He got heavy cream face.
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He's got heavy cream face.
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Heavy cream face.
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No.
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(laughs)


Lex's Car Is Going To Get Stolen

TODAY on the show we started off with some sports talk and we also took some phone calls. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into a bunch of Sarah B Trending. We talked about current weight loss updates as well as our gym regiments. We also got into several rounds of Social Media Beatdown which resulted in a VERY big movement in points!


TOMORROW on the show we have more LaTot Ratings!

 CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex's Car Is Going To Get Stolen 

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And like yesterday here was a high of like 69
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That's so nice
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That's so nice
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But it's gonna be like in the 80s
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So everybody scared about that this week
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People are afraid of the 80s here
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They even, when it's like 82 degrees
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Make sure your pets have a lot of water
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Make sure it's like what?
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It's 80
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This isn't like the desert
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This isn't Dallas
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Yeah, I know my car is gonna get stolen along with my dog at some point
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But some, if I'm gonna be in the grocery store less than 15 minutes
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I just leave it running
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It's just easier
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That was gonna get stolen
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That way he's okay
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Dog for sure
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They'll put him out
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See how the stuff you need to worry about when you have a dog
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You can't even go the grocery store
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Yes you can't just leave the dog at home
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Leave the dog at home
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Yeah, you didn't
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Well, no I didn't
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You'd like to hear me
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But that's not something I was gripping about
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You are
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You can't leave your car running
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Yeah, you better run out here
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(laughs)


The Use To Do It Guy Ain't Here

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karaoke parties are just i've been to a few
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i don't like the whole vibe the whole
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where it seems like the d_j_ or whoever does running in the song the take
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that i think this guy ran a pretty legit
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there's two different kinds of people
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you know there there's the ones who go up there and just have fun with it
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don't care don't care about the suck and then there's my favorite ones
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the ones who take it super serious and i think that they're really something
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or other
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like this this guy named Bailey
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went up there and he's like doing bun joe v
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and he's like shaking his ass all over the place i can like he's really
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him
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that's why i hate running karaoke
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yeah i literally got cussed out by
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this one lady two weeks in a row
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because it was crowd participation
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to get you little twenty five dollar gift card and
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book it a beer which was six years
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so this lady came up all her girlfriends were there and she sung single ladies
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i just sing a lady i just sing
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girl you know he's single to
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come on girl this is a lady i just had the whole bar just
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she was there for whatever what i thought it was for
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yeah fun when it was time to put your hand over everything she got the loudest roar
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is she get the gift card in the beer
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ladies man who got up there and sung when beneath my wings
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that's such a great explanation
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it is such a great explanation
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cussed me out tell me i don't know how to run karaoke
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i made an example of what it's like
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i like the guy that used to do it well bitch that used to do it guy ain't here

Sarah Can The RocketMan Perform Under Pressure

TODAY on the show we started off talking about how matcha is the new pumpkin spice. Lex played us a song from his record producer friend and wanted to get everyone's take on it. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. Sarah B gave us our weekly horoscopes. We talked about Sarah's new friend group and how Lex is going to get to meet them at her upcoming party. We got comedian Bruce Baum and Slo Motion to join us for some Sports Picks. We finished things up with a hilarious sandwich fail story from Dee and got AI to recreate that moment for us to all laugh at. 
 
MONDAY on the show we announce our Sports Picks winner! Plus Mr. Skin, Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool!

 CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah Can The Rocket Man Perform Under Pressure\

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or fair maiden, Sarah Morgan, we need a word of the day.
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- All right.
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- Fair maiden.
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- Fair maiden.
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- Yeah, we're being nice to her to birthday month.
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- Come on.
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- What happened at the beginning of the month?
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- Well, he didn't give it damn.
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Sure he did.
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- I celebrate my week, you know, I'm still celebrating.
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I have the date tonight and then I have...
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- The party tomorrow.
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- Party tomorrow, so.
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- And what you gonna have, Sunday?
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- Recovery time?
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- Yeah, for sure.
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I've already stayed there, gonna have a slumber party
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in my place.
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I didn't invite any of you.
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- Yeah, you don't do that.
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- You don't do that.
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- You're trying to play the C-B's.
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- Well, they are like, slumber at your place.
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I've three people wanting to say and then my mom is actually
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being like, I could just go home.
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I feel like you might have other plans, Wink Wink.
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And I was like, you don't have to do that.
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Like you can absolutely stay.
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Like you're gonna be in the area.
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I can see Rocket Man another time.
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- No, I think she should stay and then you Rocket Man
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by she there.
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- That's weird.
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- That's weird.
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- She could video.
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- Okay, y'all are gross and I'm gonna change
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the subject.
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- I know everybody is who there are, but I know a lot of women
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that take the challenge in doing that.
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- I mean, yeah, I've already done that when it has to happen.
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Like if you're like, standing the night somewhere
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and your mom is in one room and your boyfriend's with you,
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of course, but I don't want to.
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- Yeah, but not on the first date.
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I'm not when you're just getting to know somebody.
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That's a very tough position to be in.
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- No.
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- And we're gonna be easily avoided.
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- It fills me how he performs und

I Think I'm On My Period

TODAY on the show we started off with Terry telling us about why he thinks he is on his period. We all made fun of him. We had a debate on eggs fresh from a chicken. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summer Word of the Day. This led us us giving Terry an education in everything SpongeBob SquarePants. We did a bunch of Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday and Taint went out for a brand new bit that he ended up not being too proud of. We got Taint back on with us after the bit to try and talk him out of retirement. 

TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News, Sports Picks and special guest William Shatner!

 CLIP OF THE DAY: I Think I'm On My Period 
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I think that I'm on my period.
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[Laughter]
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Talk to me.
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Okay, you tell me if this is on my period or not.
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[Laughter]
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Let's go!
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We had this desk that we wanted to get.
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We put in two new desks in the office slash studio.
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Identical desk.
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Sherry had this really kind of an expensive desk that she had.
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It was nice, so we put it outside on our patio.
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And Sherry went online and offered it up for somebody to come get it for free.
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And she gets a call and the guy says he wants it.
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This guy comes by and he has his kid with him.
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I'm going to say 12 years old, maybe.
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Dumpy, kind of a kid that doesn't see a lot of exercise.
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Yeah.
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Like if he was in the TV show in the 50s or 60s, his name would be lumpy.
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[Laughter]
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I understand.
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So the guy goes, "Thank you so much.
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His desk, he needs a desk now.
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Finally, the kid was so happy that he was getting a desk."
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And I start to think it's one of the coolest things in the world.
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I start tearing up because this kid has this whole future ahead of him.
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What if it's a crap future, though, Terrence?
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What's up to him?
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And I want to know this kid and his dad.
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I want to see what happens in his life.
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I'm curious.
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I know I never will, but it's wrong.
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And that's okay.
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Isn't it?
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Yeah.
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It's weird.
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Creepy.
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[Laughter]
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Creepy.
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Creepy.
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I'm not kidding.
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Creepy is hell.
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How many kids do you know that age want a desk?
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The fat ones do.

There's Always Someone Better

TODAY on the show we started off with Terry talking about some electrical issues he is having to deal with in his home. We also got into a bunch of NBA and WNBA talk. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Warm Hot Summery Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We talked about cleansing and diets and workouts we have been doing. Sarah gave us an update on her dating life. We also got into a bunch of HYPOTHETICALS! 

TOMORROW on the show it is Taint Thursday!

 CLIP OF THE DAY: There's Always Someone Better 

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We've had this weird thread going on Instagram and I don't know what started it but it's now
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just any time I scan videos it's like having a Latina girlfriend and it says one mostly one girl
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seven in the morning she's making breakfast and she's got like a dress that's barely covering her
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behind. Love that. Love that. You know she's just kind of make her guy feel bad before he walks out
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the door you know no you're gonna look at other women today you know she's like the best thing
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you see all day but we as men we'll still try to find something that's just what we do.
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You want to know why legs because we know there's something better out there for us.
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That's probably what it is. Yeah yeah you know matter who you're with there's always somebody
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better than what you got. I don't care if you're getting up right now looking into the mirror
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and you're at 10 before you even make up on or whatever. Now when you say that do you say
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do you mean better looking better in the way? It all depends what your pissed off at.
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Yeah usually.