#FloridaMan Steals 75 Pool Toys To Have Sex With

At then end of the day who is the real victim here? Besides the store and a minor left it could be SO MUCH WORSE! The Brevard Times reports Christopher Monnin,35, was stopped on Thursday around 1:30 a.m. by Palm Bay Police for acting suspiciously.  Police say Monnin had with him a white garbage bag full of what he identified to police as deflated pool floats. Monnin allegedly admitted to police that he has burglarized several houses to steal pool floats and then led police to a vacant house where a had a stash of about 75 pool floats. Monnin told authorities that he "sexually gratifies himself" with the pool floats instead of raping women.

Hmmmm the house of inflatable love.

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